I've Been Gone for a Minute...

… Now Am Back At the Jump Off! Lil Kim you are missed.

But I digress. I went on a short but much-needed vacay last week to Cancun, Mexico and here are the highlights.

I was fortunate enough to ride to coat-tails of my hard-working mother whose ever-working self earned her and a guest (luckily whah) a nice vacation to the El Dorado Royale Resort through her wonderful employer.

Cancun, Mexico 2013 Beach — Me and my wonderfully, hardworking, amazingly beautiful mother at arrival and during BEACH DAYS! My reading material was “How To Be Black” by Baratunde Thurston, I suggest everyone read this, no matter what race.

We enjoyed a myriad of events such as eating, drinking, dancing, swimming, eating, drinking, dancing, swimming, :::: Mama Scrappy’s voice :::: And in that order. That’s one thing about vacation, when all you have to think about for a string of 3-4 days is nothing but food, drinks, and the next day’s outfit, life tends to be beautiful. My brief and virgin experience of the elusive all-included vacation can only give me a sliver of what life must be to be to not worry about money. And I have to say, it’s a-gosh-darn-ridonculously-amhalzing feeling. Yea I made up that word.

Cancun, Mexico 2013 Entertainment — The food was wonderful and during the trip, the resort had live performances every single night. I was in awe of the strength and talent of all involved. All the shows were completely unique and at the end of the show, it turned into a giant club, every one dancing their hearts out.

Cancun, Mexico 2013 OOTW — These were my Outfits Of The Week (OOTW). After nights of dancing, I stuck with the ONLY flats I remembered to pack ::womp womp:: But luckily they matched everything well :::: Smiley face ::::

Other vacationers must’ve felt the same way because everyone, I mean EVERY ONE had the most positive, friendly, where-are-you-from, let’s-party-together, you’re-my-best-vacation-friend, more-shots, attitude. The positivity was raining down on us like dollar bills during Rapper Night at Magic City. Yea, I went there. So in summation, it was a good-ass time which leaves me planning my next vacation, hopefully the all-included kind.

~ Jambo